MC Dick Cheney in the Hizouse!
Neal Pollack has declared today to be "Make Fun of Dick Cheney Day".
Big Time Rap by MC Dick Cheney
What time is it?
Are you major league?
From the D to the I to the C to the K,
I Rock Iraq in a furious way
My undisclosed location was featured on "Cribs"
I got my last attack from drinking Cristal with ribs
I'm a chicken-hawk who had "priorities"
Like keeping my ass safe in BVD's
Condi and Colin P. got nothing on me
And I make Rummy do my stank laundry
My love of Artie-A
is so well known
As head of Hallie-B, I threw them a bone
My energy plan was Enron and Nukes
And drillin' ANWAR like it was wearing Daisy Dukes
If you step to me, you'll meet my SS crew
My underground cave has curtains from Martha Stew
I watched Joe Mill. and got a crush on Heidi
My wife Lynne don't mind, cuz she digs Joe Bid-ee
I'm a heart beat away, that's what my posse sez
And Mary Matalin is Lucy to my Desi Arnaz.
And if you don't like my V. P. rhyme
You're a major league "bling-bling"
-- BIG TIME!