How to Find Funny Jokes on the Internet
I hear Dennis Miller is shilling for Bush. Too bad--I used to like Dennis Miller. I wonder if he has any funny jokes on the Internet. Let's try "dennis miller" "born again christians" in Google
and see what happens.
"Born again? No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the FIRST time."-Dennis Miller, American comedian
On the death penalty: "Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester."-Dennis Miller
"I have my own God, and I think my God finds me incredibly fucking funny. That's why I chose him as my God." -Dennis Miller
Hmm, who do I know who is a born again Christian, Republican
, with a father who hates atheists
Sherman: What will you do to win the votes of the Americans who are Atheists?
Bush I: I guess I'm pretty weak in the Atheist community. Faith in god is important to me.
Sherman: Surely you recognize the equal citizenship and patriotism of Americans who are Atheists?
Bush I: No, I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.
Sherman (somewhat taken aback): Do you support as a sound constitutional principle the separation of state and church?
Bush I: Yes, I support the separation of church and state. I'm just not very high on Atheists.
Yup, I guess this signals a change in how the GOP embraces atheists who make fun of Christians for a living--an inclusive party, indeed.