Is it bad of me to want this
Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.
I could get one and pretend debating her on Hardball -- now all I need is a Chris Matthews doll that says "Facts mean nothing to you, Ann."
On second thought, maybe I'll just put her up against my talking Mr. T -- "Ann, quit your jibber jabber".